I really need my money right now. Srsly.
“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a Vagina! Those things take a pounding!”
(Source: antivan-milkshake)
John Green: Harry Potter Nerds Win at Life (x)
John Green, you complete me.
(Source: weasleycansaveanything)